I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know?
Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve.
Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.
A year from now you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December right?
Dinner was made for eating not for talking.
To have the kind of year you want to have something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach.
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
If you asked me for my New Year Resolution it would be to find out who I am.
I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is like really really fun.
Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well and talk well but not too wisely.
I have no way of knowing how people really feel but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
Celebrate what you want to see more of.
If you want an interesting party sometime combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
First you take a drink then the drink takes a drink then the drink takes you.
All of us every single year we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives.
Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity in the finest sense of the word.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Who's a boy gonna talk to if not his mother?
My mother is a walking miracle.
Second to agriculture humbug is the biggest industry of our age.