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"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
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"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped."
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"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen
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"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen
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"For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward."
Jay Leno
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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."
Swami X
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"Men get laid, but women get screwed."
Quentin Crisp
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"When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave."
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"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."
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"The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny
when he comes home from work." William H. Masters
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