Robin McLaurim Williams (born July 21, 1951) is an American actor and comedian. Rising to fame with his role as the alien Mork in the TV series Mork and Mindy, and later stand up comedy work, Williams has performed in many feature films since 1980.
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." Robin Williams Quotes
"Satire is alive and well and living in the White House." Robin Williams Quotes
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." Robin Williams Quotes
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." Robin Williams Quotes
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams Quotes
"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins." Robin Williams Quotes
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose." Robin Williams Quotes
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus." Robin Williams Quotes
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" Robin Williams Quotes
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." Robin Williams Quotes